The playground taunt used to start off with Your Mama is... and things could get pretty nasty from there. But let's put aside childhood bickering and get our game on to celebrate Mom. Slacker Mother's Day shopping hook-up? We've got 5 gift ideas available at the market this weekend in Williamsburg depending on who your mama is. For the Hot Mom: You've heard it a million times before: Your MOM? She could be your sister! You've seen the looks that your friends give her. Just say what everyone's been thinking with the MILF necklace (pictured) from Metal Taboo. Other options include "Wino" and "Hot Mess."
For the Collecting Mom: She loves to collect. But what does she collect, exactly? You really don't' know, but anything in multiples is a collection in the making. Peep the very collectable (and some are museum-worthy!) Bakelite bracelets from The Spooky Boutique. You just may have started a new collection obsession.
For the Bibliophile Mom: Your grammar isn't ever up to her standards. She's reading even when she's not reading. Her library card is PLATINUM! Celebrate the book lover with a one of a kind book clock from Devin Kain of Love Hue Studios.
For the Crazy Art Lady Mom: She taught you how to spin pottery when you were still in diapers. She encouraged all your artistic endeavors, even if they all were the worst. She still paints/designs her own clothes/bedazzles denim vests. She loves to stand out. Pick up a pair of hand-dyed Scraps shoes by Evolving Habitat. No one at her craft fair silent auction committee meeting will have a pair. Guaranteed.
For the Pet-Loving, I-Wanna-Grandchild-Now Mom:She's got a pet that never disappoints her, and she reminds you of it ALL THE TIME. Keep that surrogate grandchild (you aren't having kids) warm and stylish with a collar or sweater from Bone Thugs NYC.